February 2012
SeGWAy
marththebland:
shouts out to most things, but not everything
i lease swag at 0% apr
The Battle of Civil Rights
shitmystudentswrite:
Martin Luther King Jr. fought in the civil rights war with Abraham Lincoln to free all of the colored people.
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red bull tastes like piss
slimed:
connuh:
i wanna date someone who would just lay in my bed naked with me for days and eat pizza and take showers together
That’s so Tumblr!!!
For Lent
joshishollywood:
fessicajaye:
I will be eating whatever I want, drinking all the soda I want, cussing all the fucking time, watching porn and having sex, and everything and anything else my wicked little heart desires.
Because I don’t believe in that shit.
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my anatomy and physiology honors midterm practical is tomorrow and i just realized in order to get the A i need to get on this i’m going to be up all night studying. literally all night because the class is at 8 a.m. so in order to get ready and be there on time i’ve got to be up at 6 so what’s the point of sleeping at all seeing as i get out of class around 9 anyway!
wow first...
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ghettoburgers:
chrismello:
leonsumbitches:
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“damn it, who ate all the barbecue chips”
“i did. it was god’s will”
and that’s when your mom smacks the fuck out of you for being a smartass
a kid around here died and his football coach told the press “There’s nothing to say other than it was time. God must have thought it was his time”
is there a worse thing to say
imagine telling the parents that
imagine the doctor at the hospital he was brought to telling the parents “it was his time. god wanted him”
there’s just nothing more offensive than...
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Anonymous asked: lace
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The "turn-off" "turn-on" game. Ask me anything and... →
matt-lauer:
cassillathehun:
Sure fine
yeah ok
textposter:
lana del rey looks and sounds like a vagina
oh my god i forgot how good the tea my girlfriend bought me for christmas is ugggg oh god i love tea ugggggg
havexfaith:
take medicine? edge break
drink water? edge break
like puppies? edge break
watch american idol? edge break
eat at burger king? edge break
drive a truck? edge break
left handed? edge break
there’s a girl in my speech class who’s jamaican and chinese and looks mostly jamaican but her last name’s very chinese sounding and she took an entire class to bitch about how one time she applied for a job online and they hired her and once they saw her they fired her and she says “it’s because i’m black-looking and not the little asian girl they were...
Anonymous asked: wombatfractal
Put a url in my ask and I'll do an impersonation... →
i got accused of cheating on my speech test because the kid next to me was apparently cheating off of me and we were the only two people to get 100s? and the professor made it clear he thought i did it until the other kid goes “well i didn’t do it but uh i’ll retake the exam…”
why would i cheat
the fool next to me has a cheap ass fake gold grill on
do you think i...
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new arkh project title: neverwhitecis nights
Prolonged exposure to Lil Wayne's laugh shown to...
“u can neva eva,
neva eva,
neva eva,
neva eva neva eva,
get on my level.”
– email im thinkin about sendin to my mom
noah’s arkh: two of every lbgt animal
dadsgladtoday:
remember the first time you heard beach house and you thought “damn this dude has a funny voice”
the arkh project is like bad fan fiction but waaay...
Are Katie and Zach Dating Yet? →
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everets:
holy shit is he serious? oh my god what an idiot! I should go tell him how fucking stupid and shitty and small he is compared to me, a genius.
what? no. haha, no way. dude he has to be stupid because that’s what I first thought. that was my initial impression and I can’t change it now. he has to be an idiot…. that means oh wow!!! what a retard he must be lying! covering it up!...
Watchhere’s the video
damn
you know shit’s serious when it’s on worldstar
